Dansez pentru tine, desi esti frigida rau
by adrian on Nov.24, 2009, under Fapt divers
Ore intregi de oameni dandu-si palme peste ochi, numai sa nu adoarma. Un Stefan Banica junior care s-ar potrivi in pat cu Iulia mult mai bine decat Moga. Milioane de euro invizibili dansand in fundal… si totusi nimeni nu observa ca editia asta de toamna sclerotica e cea mai frigida dintre toate?
Mantea parca e congelata si scoasa iute din gheata inainte de proba. E drept ca niciodata nu a fost mai calduta ci doar a dracu de flegmatica cat sa o scoale si click-ului din aparatul foto, dar totusi, asta e o emisiune de dans, lumea trebuie sa se miste nu sa se deplaseze pe muzica. Bai fato, trezeste-te ca dansezi ca o somnambula simply buna de….
Tania Budi???!!! What the fuck inseamna Tania Budi in limba romana? Sau e aromana…? Ea reinventeaza frigiditatea mobila. Ea aproape ca excita impotentii la cat de frigida iese din casa si urca pe scena. Tania Budi e vie doar pentru ca si moartea are nevoie de un pic de atractie sa se cupleze cu muritorii. Tania Budi nu danseaza, Tania Budi recicleaza miscari preistorice de dinozauri reumatici.
Si cireasa de pe Bentley: Monica Columbeanu. Ea e rebela intre frigide. Tot frigida, dar pe LSD. Si nu din ala facut in Berceni, ci din ala timbrat cu dedicatie de vreo batranica senila din Copacabana. Monica Columbeanu isi merita majusculele in nume si picioarele lungi pentru ca ea a reusit sa faca din frigiditate un spectacol unic. Monica danseaza ca si fetitele care faceau balet in lagarele de concentrare naziste: gata-gata sa fie impuscate in cap de vreun meloman… Ea are bucuria permanenta pe fata, acea liniste chimica care da de inteles ca e fericita ca si-a trait viata desi s-a nascut in Bacau.
Monica Columbeanu isi poarta frigiditatea pe buze, pe umeri si intre genunchi ca si cum l-ar purta pe Iri la portjartier: natural. Pentru ca frigiditatea ei va muri odata cu ea si speram noi, nu va renaste.
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