Citatul zilei: Steven Wright
by sergiu on Nov.10, 2009, under Citatul zilei, Glume
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”
“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
“Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? ”
“Don’t you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.”
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”
“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
“George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge… you can’t hear him talk.”
“How young can you die of old age?”
“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.”
“I bought some instant water one time but I didn’t know what to add to it.”
“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
“I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking,” but I don’t have that much time.”
“I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.”
Puteti completa si voi cu alte citate care v-au placut de la Steven Wright in comentarii.
[Si nu uitati! Sambata asta, adica pe 14, ne vedem de la ora 20:00 in Club Prometheus (rezervari la tel 0723.879.665) si de la ora 22:00 in Glendale Art Cafe (rezervari la tel 0723.879.665)]
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