Cand diacriticele ucid
by sergiu on Nov.20, 2009, under Glume
De multe ori, cand Windows-ul abia isi taraste bitii prin RAM, cand parca procesorul este alimentat de un melc depresiv si cu febra musculara ce tre sa dea la pedale, cand abia ne abtinem sa nu transformam IntelInside in IntelOutside sau IntelAllOver, ne imaginam ca nu poate exista ceva mai prost decat ceea ce produce Microsoftul. Ei bine, exista.
De curand am redescoperit RO AutoCorrect, care este versinea alive a MS AutoCorrect, functia binecunoscuta din MS Office. RO AutoCorrect este de obicei un baietel cu prea mult timp liber, care a invatat un varf de cutit de gramatica in generala, pentru ca era ca branza Hochland, topit dupa profa de limba romana.
Astfel, frustrarea adunata pentru ca singurele opturi primite de la ea au fost in catalog, refuleaza acum pe internet prin bloguri, forumuri si twittere. El cutreiera acum lumea online corectand incorectitudinile, criticand lipsa diacriticelor si punand punctul pe i in ceea ce priveste punctuatia. El e RO AutoCorrect, eroul ce in numele gusei de profa de limba romana ce n-a putut-o atinge niciodata, a jurat cu mana pe DEX si Stefania Popescu ca va tasta dreptatea incercand sa puna punct virgulelor puse gresit.
Ro AutoCorrect, salvatorul diacriticelor ce poarta badgeul pe blog si in suflet, e mereu acolo, undeva, pandeste si spre deosebire de MS AutoCorrect, el nu e soft cu cei ce gresesc si nu-l poti dezactiva vreodata.
Cand un copil pe moarte striga ajutor, el este acolo sa-i puna semnul exclamarii. Cand un copil cere mancare, caldura si dragoste el e acolo sa-i puna virgulele in enumerare. De oameni ca el avem nevoie.
El lupta acum impotriva romglezei si ar fi luptat demult si impotriva dacoromanei.
Si prostul, ca orice erou modern, are si el mai multe dimensiuni. Pentru ca lucrul pentru care lupta el, poate ucide. Diacriticele pot ucide. Si sper eu sa-l ucida si pe el. Sper ca atunci cand isi conduce masina pe autostrada si tasteaza un sms cautand “ă”-ul, fiind astfel cu o secunda mai putin atent la drum, sa faca un groaznic accident fatal.
Pentru ca fiecare secunda pierduta cautand diacriticele intr-un sms poate insemna o viata pierduta. Pentru ca fiecare secunda pierduta tastand Alt+Shift ca sa schimbi limba inseamna ca-ti traiesti viata mai putin. Pentru ca fiecare secunda pierduta corectand gramatica altora e o dovada ca n-ai viata…
Gramatica ucide. Ucideti gramatica!
[Si nu uitati! Sambata asta, adica pe 21, ne vedem de la ora 20:00 in Club Prometheus (rezervari la tel 0723.879.665) si de la ora 22:00 in Glendale Art Cafe (rezervari la tel 0723.879.665) - Iar duminica suntem in Club 99 - The Comedy Club de la ora 21:00 (rezervari la tel 0733.500.301]
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