14 vorbe de duh (eng*)
by sergiu on Nov.06, 2009, under Citatul zilei, Glume
foto: Andrei Tanase
Dau atat de multe tweeturi ca au inceput sa mi se adune pasarici in calduri la fereastra… D-asta m-am gandit sa impartasesc iar o parte din ele si cu cei care doar citesc blogul. Iar daca va plac glumitele si ati vrea sa mai cititi si asa ceva pe twitter, nu doar bla bla despre marketing, blogging, politica sau ce mai freaca fiecare, dati un add.
“Se poate trai in Romania din stand-up?” - Da, am auzit ca Seinfeld vrea sa-si cumpere o casa la Corbeanca.
The invention of television + the invention of porn = the invention of the touchscreen.
S-au cunoscut la Cernobal, unde ochii ei albastri l-au fermecat. Ochii ei verzi sau caprui nu l-au atras prea mult.
Trebuie sa-mi fac ordine in camera. Asta daca reusesc sa o gasesc printre atatea lucruri.
Respect pentru fetele din “2 girls 1 cup” - pentru ele frumusetea vine intr-adevar din interior…
Un prieten si-a santajat fosta amenintand-o ca pune un clip porno cu ea pe net. Eu ce sa fac cu fosta? Sa o amenint ca i le dau jos pe toate?
Urasc oamenii talentati. A aprecia un om talentat e ca si cum ai aprecia un castigator la lotto.
Lui Radu i-a trecut viata prin fata ochilor… ceea ce i-a distras atentia, intrand intr-o masina.
Am glume despre pula lui Nietzsche. Intelectualii ma considera vulgar, iar prostii nu ma-nteleg. I’m in no man’s land.
Ah! ok… deci plina de viata nu se refera la cumshot. Am inteles.
It’s quiet now. i’m in the eye of the brainstorm.
Stand-up-ul e ca filmele porno. Te agiti mult, transpiri mult, dar pana la urma depinde de public sa se simta bine.
Azi am vazut o fata foarte draguta intr-un scaun cu rotile. Mergea o tura.
Daca ti-au placut si mai ales daca nu ti-au placut, poti sa citesti si unele mai vechi daca dai click aici.
*Duh means “No shit sherlock!” and/or “Thank you captain obvious”
[Nu uita ca ne vedem sambata (7 noiembrie) in Glendale Art Cafe (Sos. Cotroceni nr. 9) de la ora 22:00 la un stand-up cu Aristocratii. Detalii si rezervari la numarul de telefon 0723.879.665]
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