Wits and Tweets
by sergiu on Jul.19, 2009, under Citatul zilei, Glume, Schite
Like a chronic case of multiple personality disorder I feel myself with 140 characters.
M-am gandit sa arat si celor care nu ma urmaresc pe twitter ce debitez eu p-acolo. Daca va place nu ezitati sa-mi dati follow:
I read so much on my PC that my PDFs got page curls.
Had a little photo session today. I sometimes think that my blinking triggers the camera.
I hate it when I wake up too early. Especially if it happens three times in one day.
He quoted: “It’s better 2 fail in originality than 2 succeed in imitation” but I think It’s better 2 fail in originality than 2 quote others”
Drank some glowing orange Schweppes. Now I gotta be careful not to get stung or bitten by something. God knows what i might turn into.
Sitting 2 much at my PC is gay! No women, my back hurts and a man keeps slapping the back of my head saying “That’s my boy!”
I keep getting “How to give your girl orgasms” emails. And it’s not just from one guy. How the fuck do they all know?
She said “Scientists now grow artificial sperm in a lab. So who needs a man?”- You can now buy a can & poor it yourselfs all over your faces
I’d like waking up in the morning if morning was at about 2pm
No, really! If I go pee right now and a lightning strikes, will my dick get electrocuted?
80 Creative And Well-Designed Logos http://bit.ly/80logos
A local DJ said he thinks we should have an alley named after MJ in our city… It should be dark and near a kindergarten.
A friend of mine just gave birth to a baby. She said “I feel like God” … “I’ve only slept one day in the last week”
This morning’s paper said: “Child trafficking - A problem for Romania” … What?! We can’t even do THAT right?
Do U think being a prostitute at 17 is a parents failure? .. Yeah! Imagine all the profit they missed out on while she was still fresh meat!
While having sex with his gf a man was burned on over 99.6% of his body by an explosion. Couldn’t help think it: that’s a small penis!
#booktitle “Un ciur de malai: arta negocierii pe piata de carne vie”
Suicide bomber hits government bus in Pakistan… He says it’s not his fault, the intersection lights weren’t working and he had priority.
Un crestin, o feminista si un handicapat intra intr-un club de stand-up…
How to maximize your Twitter time yet still stay sane http://bit.ly/3fn7zR
O femeie se plânge că a fost împuşcată în cap în timp ce dormea.Si au facut-o mai urata atat glontu cat mai ales lipsa somnului de frumusete
Michael folosea parfum de femeie şi era timid în pat http://bit.ly/qgxRU Chiar si asa nu a reusit sa convinga toti copii sa suga si de la el
#booktitleday “The Teddy Bear Ate Your Daddy: How To Break It To A Child Gently”
#booktitleday “The Twin With Facial Hair: We’re Not Brothers, I Just Like Your Mommy’s Titties Too”
#booktitleday “Un veac de singuratate 2: Tehnici de masturbare”
#booktitleday “It Was The Mailman: Teach Your Kid How To Lie In Court”
two “urban” scatophiliac lesbians saying goodbye: “kissiz and shit!”
Moartea lui Michael J. provoacă sinucideri. Cel puţin 7 oameni şi-au luat viaţa, disperaţi că acum sunt într-adevăr cei mai urâţi din lume.
La alegeri am trimis in Europa mai multi preoti decat Vaticanul. Dar compensam, am trimis in Europa si mai multi copii. http://bit.ly/4gETFj
“Can masturbating each day keep the doctor away?” (hope so, I’m not the kind of perv that likes other men watching)
Today I was walking down the street when I realised I had no pants. I forgot them with the other keys.
imagine de aici
Leave a Reply
-
Aristocratii - Stand-up comedy
Aristocratii este trupa de stand-up comedy formata din Toma, Sergiu si Radu. [Cine sunt Aristocratii?] Aici vei gasi clipuri, glume si tot felul de ganduri ale acestor trei oameni. Asa ca daca vrei sa fii la curent aboneaza-te la feed-ul RSS.
Daca vrei sa vorbim da un mail la sergiu.floroaia [@] gmail.com
-
Aristocratii in Club 99
-
Aristocratii in Craiova
-
Aristocratii pe Facebook
-
Twitter
-
Radio Stand-up Comedy 24/24
-
Comics.CevaMarunt.ro
-
Prietenul Sorin
November 6th, 2009 on 6:24 pm
[...] au inceput sa mi se adune pasarici in calduri la fereastra… D-asta m-am gandit sa impartasesc iar o parte din ele si cu cei care doar citesc blogul. Iar daca va plac glumitele si ati vrea sa mai [...]
June 8th, 2010 on 3:34 am
The information from your site is awesome. I will be viewing your blog more often. Keep up the good work!! Thanks!!:)
June 20th, 2010 on 6:38 pm
Awesome site. I’m so happy I wandered here through yahoo I’m going to definitely need to put this one on the list
August 5th, 2010 on 12:35 am
Great blog! I truly love how it is uncomplicated on my eyes and also the information is well written. I am wondering how I might be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your rss feed which ought to do the trick! Have a nice day!
August 10th, 2010 on 11:47 pm
We are a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community. Your post provided us with valuable information to help us get started|.You have done an impressive job!
August 12th, 2010 on 1:44 pm
Bereken zelf uw hypotheek. Hypotheek berekenen? Maak snel een indicatieve berekening van het maximale leenbedrag van uw hypotheek.
August 14th, 2010 on 5:45 pm
Over de voor- en nadelen van het afsluiten van een lening zonder BKR-toetsing.
August 15th, 2010 on 6:36 pm
Over de voor- en nadelen van het afsluiten van een lening zonder BKR-toetsing.
August 17th, 2010 on 11:44 am
Hi. I read a couple of of this other posts and needed to understand in the event you would be interested in exchanging blogroll links?
August 24th, 2010 on 12:32 am
Good quality article but I just wanted to let you know that your weblogs Html code is broken in the NetSurf v3.25 browser. I simply wanted to tell you…
August 24th, 2010 on 12:45 am
Its very hard for me to read your writing considering the fact that there are broken pictures on the site.
August 26th, 2010 on 1:23 am
Great to be visiting your blog page once more, it has been a long time for me. Well this writing is what i have been looking for so long. I really need this information to finish my university project, and your write-up is a nice help. Kudos, great share.
August 26th, 2010 on 4:05 am
I love the blogposts on your blog but your Rss has a number of XML issues that you need to smooth out. Excellent site nevertheless!
August 28th, 2010 on 2:08 am
Great text and nice blog.
August 30th, 2010 on 5:35 pm
Looking for this for quite a while now - i reckon chance is much more sophisticated as opposed to search listings…
August 30th, 2010 on 9:24 pm
When I just recently came across your blog and have been following along, I thought I’d add my first comment. I don’t know just what to say apart from I appreciated reading. Great blog. I most certainly will keep coming to this website on a regular basis.
September 1st, 2010 on 12:08 am
This is my first time I have visited your site. I found a lot of interesting information in your blog. From the volume of comments on your posts, I guess I am not the only one! keep up the great work.